Santa didn't Make It After All!
This is a sequel to "Santa Clause Ain't Comin To Town"
Date: 25th December 2006
Time: MYT 1705hr
Temperature: 33 Degrees Celcius
Sigh... waddya know... It's already Christmas. and there were no presents found under my mango tree, bonsai tree, Longan tree, and every other tree that I have planted...
Since there were no news whatsoever about the whereabouts of Santa, we could only make the following assumptions:
1) He did try to come to Malaysia. But the hot weather dehyrated his reindeers, and they all crash landed into the sea and drowned, or smashed into the mountains and fused with the rocks at the mainland.
2) Arrested by the Malaysian police while trying to break into the houses of Malaysian residence to deliver presents. (If Santa was to be arrested by the Malaysian Police, I bet his reindeers would end up being Ramli burger patties! ^o^)
3) Retired and now residing in the Islands of Caribean (=.=), or
4) THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUSE!!! (*o*)
Truth is, boys and girls, as much as you would like to believe about his existence, I think point number 4 is the most likely answer. Well, you can blame Thomas Nast and Coca Cola for making Santa popular. It was Thomas Nast who breathed life to the image of St. Nicholas (a.k.a Santa Clause) and later commercialised by Coca Cola Corporation, where Santa got his famous red coat with white hairy edges. (do click on the links above to find out more)
So why on earth does the world even bother to acknowledge Santa? ...
Date: 25th December 2006
Time: MYT 1705hr
Temperature: 33 Degrees Celcius
Sigh... waddya know... It's already Christmas. and there were no presents found under my mango tree, bonsai tree, Longan tree, and every other tree that I have planted...
Since there were no news whatsoever about the whereabouts of Santa, we could only make the following assumptions:
1) He did try to come to Malaysia. But the hot weather dehyrated his reindeers, and they all crash landed into the sea and drowned, or smashed into the mountains and fused with the rocks at the mainland.
2) Arrested by the Malaysian police while trying to break into the houses of Malaysian residence to deliver presents. (If Santa was to be arrested by the Malaysian Police, I bet his reindeers would end up being Ramli burger patties! ^o^)
3) Retired and now residing in the Islands of Caribean (=.=), or
4) THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUSE!!! (*o*)
Truth is, boys and girls, as much as you would like to believe about his existence, I think point number 4 is the most likely answer. Well, you can blame Thomas Nast and Coca Cola for making Santa popular. It was Thomas Nast who breathed life to the image of St. Nicholas (a.k.a Santa Clause) and later commercialised by Coca Cola Corporation, where Santa got his famous red coat with white hairy edges. (do click on the links above to find out more)
So why on earth does the world even bother to acknowledge Santa? ...
posted by Iron Will @ Monday, December 25, 2006
8 Comments:
At 7:34 PM,
Anonymous said…
haha i knew this would be how you'd wrap up your santa story!
At 2:06 AM,
Iron Will said…
Of course! I've already told you half of it the night before. =)
At 5:32 PM,
Julian said…
Special request: I want to read some more of your shitty stories... LOL
At 8:42 PM,
TiaMaria said…
well said ... looking fwd to reading more
LOL!!!
At 10:34 PM,
Iron Will said…
Ju & Tia - thanks for the support! But at the moment, I'm a little constipated... XP. Think I need to eat more prunes!
At 7:47 AM,
Anonymous said…
ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! drink more fresh OJ - orange juice.
pL
At 10:34 AM,
Iron Will said…
pL - Yeah, think I'll do that. OJWS - orange juice with sacs, there's more fiber.
At 2:12 AM,
Anonymous said…
Talk about fiber.. my dad never fails to mention FIBER everyday. "you must eat guava everyday, wholewheat bread, not white bread (duhh!!), u know 'low wong kua' soup? - eat the low wong and skin.. it feels almost sinful to throw that skin away now, even for apples, grapes, and of course, we don't eat orange skin lah. and my step-grandma would encourage us to eat rambutan and its seed to prevent cough. FIBER mah. =)
pL
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